INVENT YOUR DESTINY.....I DID

I FELT LIKE I WENT THROUGH SO MANY DIFFERENT EMOTIONS FROM START TO FINISH IN THIS CLIP...

FIRST, I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS GONNA BE SOME BADBOY SELLING SOMETHING HE MADE THAT MAKES TOUGH GUYS, THEN I HEARD THE FIRST 4 WORDS COME OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND WENT INTO AN OUTBURST. THEN I WENT TO A STRAIGHT STONE COLD FACE, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE MY BUDDY MIKE, BECAUSE I COULD SEE MIKE TELLING PEOPLE THAT HE CREATES REAL LIFE PIGEONS LIKE CHRIST HIMSELF, AND THEN PLANTS DATA CHIPS IN THE WEBS OF THEIR FEET TO MAKE THEM DO P.I. WORK FOR THE CIA.