I found this tape lying next to the garbage can a few houses down days ago while walking my dog. I popped it in and took a gander. Low n' behold, what do I see? My old neighbor Jimmy Morgan (aka Stringbean Johnson) cuttin' a rug to some High School High Musical Videos. My favorite part of Jim's choreograph is when he throws out the univeral "pull the airhorn" sign for semitruck drivers. It makes this video look a little big tougher. All you need now Jim is a tattoo of a unicorn on your forearm and you'll be halfway terrifying. I was waiting for Mr. Morgan to come storming in wearing a rambo headband and an Automatic Nerfgun, but beggars can't be choosers.
