SHAM KAR-WAI IS JUST WHAT THE GARAGE GUARDS CALL ME & HONG KONG IS WHAT I CALL MY SECURITY GUARDS

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BUGGING ME LEFT AND RIGHT TO TAKE A QUICK 2 MIN VIDEO OF MY UNDERGROUND GARAGE. SO HERE IT IS.

BEST OF MEATHEADS VOLUME UNO

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YOU ARE NNNNNOT THE FATHER

HAPPY FRIDAY FROM MR. PREGNANT

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SORRY BOYS

THE CHUMS AT WORK WANTED ME TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HARD WITH EM' AT BOURBON STREET TONIGHT, BUT IM GOING TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. SO I AM SENDING MY B96 THURSDAY NIGHT SHOUT OUT TO THE CENTRAL STICKNEY BOYS. HERES A LIL' SOMETHING TO WARM UP YOUR FIST PUMPS TONIGHT. HAVE FUN & BE SAFE GIRLS.

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TWO NEW VERY SINGLE INDIVIDUALS

MEATHEAD OF THE MONTH

1/2 A MILE PAR 3

"Should you manage to drill a hole-in-one on the 19th, congratulations -- you've just won yourself a million bucks, and the right to call yourself the most Xtreme golfer on Earth! And unlike certain signature holes (Island Green at Sawgrass, we're looking at you), you can play just the Xtreme 19th, if you like, without messing with all that full-round business. You can, of course, add it to your existing round, a la carte. And for tournaments held at the Legends, it will serve as the playoff hole. Playing all 19 holes runs about 2,000 South African rand, or about $220 in American bills, but for that you get the helicopter ride, plus a bunch of souvenir swag and a DVD of your shot."

VACATION IS OVER

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HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!

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WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS??

COULDN'T CLOSE THIS WEEKEND????

LADIES ITS TRUE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO BEFORE WE GO OUT. WE GROW OUR HAIR OUT TO LOOK LIKE MY BUDDY DOM'S AND TRY TO FIT ANYTHING ON OUR DOME. WE DONT JAM TO TECHNO THOUGH, INSTEAD WE CRANK MUNGO JERRY'S - "IN THE SUMMERTIME". WHAT'S EVEN MORE SAD IS, I'VE ACTUALLY WITNESSED GUYS LIKE THIS TRYING TO RUN THIS TYPE OF GAME WHEN THEY GO OUT.


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