Saturday, February 28, 2009

FOR THE FELLAS...



This thing is an airplane without wings. A street legal INDY CAR. Absolutely brilliant...

The R is an evolved version of the standard open-wheel two-seater, packing a Mercedes-sourced 5.5-liter V12 available in either naturally aspirated, 550 hp guise or a twin-turbocharged 760 hp version that dolls out an astonishing 811 lb-ft of torque. The Group claims a 0-100 kph time of 3.6 seconds and a 10.15-second run to 200 kph.

2,777 pounds. The R stretches 192 inches from nose to tail, is 82 inches wide and 51 inches tall, and weight distribution is a perfect 50:50 left to right and 42:58 front to rear. Tramontana fitted 20-inch carbon fiber and magnesium wheels at each corner, along with high-performance summer rubber sized 245/40 in front and 335/30 in the rear. 380mm, six-piston Brembos handle stopping duties, while a custom Ohlins suspension allows the R's ride-height to be adjusted between 85 and 135 mm.

The body speaks for itself, as does the exposed carbon fiber interior, which features a chop-top steering wheel, an LCD instrument panel and the controls to the six-speed sequential gearbox. Production will be limited to 12 units per year with a price tag of €385,000 ($495,000)

You could probably ff to about the 1:00 mark.

YOU'RE WHAT?!?!

IF YOU DONT LAUGH AT THE :50 MARK, DONT EVEN BOTHER WITH THIS SITE ANYMORE...

Keep in mind, this is taking place on WGN @ O'Hare Airport.




Lets face it, this is excellent entertainment. WGN should of let this guy ramble on for at least another 10mins. Maybe into the remaining hours of the evening on LIVE television. Either way this reporter was smart if his intentions were to pick out a straight bag of cukoos. This guy would be a bullseye for Spicoli if they ever had a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. If I were the reporter tho, I would have been throwing a few other questions, such as: .

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CHICAGO?

YOU'RE ALWAYS HALLUCINATING?

SPICOLI?

Friday, February 27, 2009

GOOD LORD

"Whats financially mean?...Hey Shantel, go get me a fruit roll up and the leftover Red Bull so I can give it lunch"






This kid probably just learned how to count to 100 and hes holding a baby. His lady Shantel, is 3x his size, and thats being generous. Hes 13, his name is Alfie and he looks like hes 5. Need I say more? This right here has many interesting years to come. This kid must be a real piece of work in his hood. I'm sure he just has a daily routine of taking his lil' 25lb Russell Terrier no farther than Amy's house to the left and Sarah's house to the right (cuz thats as far as his 26yr old mom will let him go) and just layin groundwork from house to house. I will for sure have a follow up on Alfie and Becky.

MEET WILLARD...HIS DIET IS GUNPOWDER...

"WELLLLL...THIS IS KILLER WILLARD AND HES MY HUSBAND" (WHILE WILLARD IS SAWING AWAY AT HER MUG)...

...ANNNNND GO.....







Now how does this work? She claims that he's her husband. Did they get married in court? Church? Does he always run around like his lady just fed him a speedball? I need to see how this daily operation works with one of these kangaroos bouncing around the house. Im considering getting one. I've seen people with some wild pets...wolves, alligators, anacondas...but a kangaroo? That's almost as awesome as having a pet hyena...

BANG!!!BANG!!!BANG!!!

BAS RUTTEN. The name alone makes you want to hide under the covers. This guy reminds me of the bouncer upstairs at PURE @ Caesers Palace last year. The guy looked like he doesn't even bother stabbin himself...he just drinks the damn jumbo-juice. He was insanely massive and had a midback pony-tail to top it off, but this bear...Bas, would smash that clowns face. I would love to see somone tell him his wanker is small and he just turns around and splits your face down the middle evenly. His first technique is to slice someones throat. Speak no more. $100\hr karate classes??? Dont bother...just watch this 5min skit BAS puts on.




IF THIS GUY DOESN'T GIVE YOU MOTIVATION, HOPE, OR ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD IN THE DICTIONARY, I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL...

HOLY CHRI$T!!!

漢字/汉字漢字/汉字 JENGS DWEAN...



Is this some kind of Circus Act? This guy juys rides around on his Faggio all day and just lets people film his junior chillin on a chaco? His dad (soon to be former) just sits there with a stone cold face like this is an allday\everyday thing. You think they just sit around and warm up some JIU, blow smokes and just talk about the old times? This kid will be driving other 3-5yr olds on his ol' mans scooter in no time.

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!



Thursday, February 26, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

No Friends


A Carol Stream man who beat a 15-pound Jack Russell terrier so badly the pup lost an eye was ordered today to serve 10 days in jail and pay $1,400 to cover the dog's veterinary bills. "This is a serious offense," DuPage County Judge Jane Mitton said in sentencing Randall Madison. She also placed him on probation for two years and ordered him to undergo a psychological evaluation and do 150 hours of community-service work. Before he was sentenced, Madison, 26, apologized for inflicting the injuries on Sophie, his then-girlfriend's 9-month-old pup, while caring for the dog in December 2007. "I undertand the way I handled her was inappropriate," Madison said, tearing up. "No one feels worse than I do." During his trial, Madison had maintained that Sophie was hurt by accident while he was roughhousing with the dog and then fell on her. Prosecutors contended Madison intentionally beat the dog and choked Sophie with a leash. Madison was convicted by Mitton of misdemeanor animal cruelty. He had faced a maximum one-year jail sentence. His lawyer, Scott Brower, had argued for probation. "He knows he handled the situation very poorly," Brower said. Noting that Sophie suffered permanent injuries, prosecutors sought a 60-day jail sentence and two years of probation ‹ a record that will stay with him. "Her injuries are permanent as a result of the defendant's actions ‹ we feel a sentence should be permanent, too," prosecutor John Blumenschein said.
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Now wait just one minute. Lets cover a few other things here...

-Any dog that is 15lbs, is not made for "Rough Housing" pal. That dog is made for you picking up after his micelike turds and\or for your 8yr old redheaded non complaining spoiled son who wont shut the f*** up, cuz he wants the dog that was in the movie "The Mask". Nice try on pullin that card you meathead, but the judge wasnt isnt havin' any of it.

-10 Days? I have a better idea. I say we give him the chance to either swing @ My Cousin Karen's dog Rufus (below) until he too loses an eye, or do a year in county. (I would personally try to kill the bear ASAP just so I didnt have to be someones April in the clank, but what would I know).

-Either way Brian, enjoy your 10days in gen.pop. You'll make friends in no time.





This is UnbeWeaveable!!!

This clip is priceless from start to finish. This must have happened at 135th & Pulaski @ The Robbins Liquor Store\Fish Market establishment on a nice sunny Saturday afternoon. I might add that this establishment used to be my favorite stop when I was a young buck. Only difference is I only had enough for a 30 of BUSCH and a bag of Funyons. Natasha (fake name) had enough for a few King Cobras, a bag of flammin's hots, and a wisely invested 3yrs of "WEAVECAPS"(???). Her Ex-Boyfriend notices her at the establishment, "jumps out his whip" and begins lettin loose on Natasha's "Sled", while at the same time, telling Natasha's friend that he still Loves her. If that isnt true love folks, I dont know what is. I thought taking your squeeze to the theatres for some sno-cap candies, $17 sodas and allowing your dad to drop your date off by 9pm was the real deal, I guess I was wrong all along. A cold malt beverage, a good backhand, a fully loaded handgun, a loud voice and good impromptu gangsta poetry is where its at. GOOD LUCK NEXT VALENTINES DAY BOYS!!!