Thursday, May 14, 2009

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW PLASTIC NOSE


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CIRCUS ACT SKATEBOARD TRICKS

CCCLASSY!!!

STUPID DRIVERS ACCIDENTS COMPILATION


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WORST BEST MAN

COMPLETELY BAGGED


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200+ MPH GO KARTS


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YYYYYYYIKES

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

WORLDS MOST HORRIFYING BUG

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE I CAN PURCHASE A DOZEN JEWEL WASPS, THATS ALL...

WITH TALK AND APPEAL LIKE THAT, YOU DESERVED IT

MATT STAIRS LIKES TO GET HIS A$$ HAMMERED


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CHECK OUT THIS BAG OF CUKOOS

LETS GO BACK 21 YEARS AGO....

Monday, April 13, 2009

RIBEIRO'S SHOOTOUT GOAL

KEEP PRACTICIN' TOOTS


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CHICAGO 2016 OLYMPICS

Sunday, April 12, 2009

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1) A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME.
2) YES..I LOVE WOMEN.
3) NO..I DO NOT LIKE MEN.
4) MAKE SURE TO WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO.
5) TELL ME YOU DONT SEE THE DOLLAR SIGNS IN SIMONS EYES @ THE 1:20 MARK
6) IM SURE MY MOM WILL EMAIL ME IN THE NEXT 24HRS TELLING MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY AUNT & UNCLES ABOUT THIS BLOG AND HOW SUSAN BOYLE LOOKS LIKE "A DOUCET"
7) YOU DEFINATELY HAVE MY HAT OFF WITH A BOW SUSAN BOYLE
8) HAPPY BELATED EASTER!

***SORRY NO UPLOADED VIDEO. COPYRIGHT.***

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

SHAM KAR-WAI IS JUST WHAT THE GARAGE GUARDS CALL ME & HONG KONG IS WHAT I CALL MY SECURITY GUARDS

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BUGGING ME LEFT AND RIGHT TO TAKE A QUICK 2 MIN VIDEO OF MY UNDERGROUND GARAGE. SO HERE IT IS.

BEST OF MEATHEADS VOLUME UNO

Friday, April 10, 2009

YOU ARE NNNNNOT THE FATHER

HAPPY FRIDAY FROM MR. PREGNANT

CHICAGO WHITE COCKS

Thursday, April 9, 2009

SORRY BOYS

THE CHUMS AT WORK WANTED ME TO HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HARD WITH EM' AT BOURBON STREET TONIGHT, BUT IM GOING TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. SO I AM SENDING MY B96 THURSDAY NIGHT SHOUT OUT TO THE CENTRAL STICKNEY BOYS. HERES A LIL' SOMETHING TO WARM UP YOUR FIST PUMPS TONIGHT. HAVE FUN & BE SAFE GIRLS.



KID CALLS 911 FOR HELP WITH MATH HOMEWORK

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Monday, April 6, 2009

MEATHEAD OF THE MONTH

1/2 A MILE PAR 3

"Should you manage to drill a hole-in-one on the 19th, congratulations -- you've just won yourself a million bucks, and the right to call yourself the most Xtreme golfer on Earth! And unlike certain signature holes (Island Green at Sawgrass, we're looking at you), you can play just the Xtreme 19th, if you like, without messing with all that full-round business. You can, of course, add it to your existing round, a la carte. And for tournaments held at the Legends, it will serve as the playoff hole. Playing all 19 holes runs about 2,000 South African rand, or about $220 in American bills, but for that you get the helicopter ride, plus a bunch of souvenir swag and a DVD of your shot."


VACATION IS OVER

100MPH ZIPLINE

HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!


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WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS??

COULDN'T CLOSE THIS WEEKEND????

LADIES ITS TRUE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO BEFORE WE GO OUT. WE GROW OUR HAIR OUT TO LOOK LIKE MY BUDDY DOM'S AND TRY TO FIT ANYTHING ON OUR DOME. WE DONT JAM TO TECHNO THOUGH, INSTEAD WE CRANK MUNGO JERRY'S - "IN THE SUMMERTIME". WHAT'S EVEN MORE SAD IS, I'VE ACTUALLY WITNESSED GUYS LIKE THIS TRYING TO RUN THIS TYPE OF GAME WHEN THEY GO OUT.


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Thursday, April 2, 2009

HAPPY FRIDAY TO THE FELLAS...

HAPPY FRIDAY FOR THE LADIES...




HOW MUCH FOR YOUR DOG AND THE 1.5TONS OF DOGFOOD YOU HAVE IN THE TROUGH?...

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY TAKING MY BUDDY DOM'S DOG TO THE TENNIS COURTS AND HAVING HIM PULL ME ON DOMS SKATEBOARD. IT WAS FUN UP UNTIL THE END OF THE FIRST TURN WHEN I SLAMMED INTO THE FENCE AT ABOUT 20MPH BECAUSE I WAS IN SHOCK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN RIDE BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE HOW RIPPED THIS DOG WAS. THIS DOG BELOW THOUGH...HE CAN PULL ME TO WORK 20MINS ROUND TRIP EVERYDAY IN MY RUSTYBUCKET RADIO FLYER.

BY THE WAY...MISS YOU AND THE OL' DAYS COOPS



Wednesday, April 1, 2009

SOME CLASSICS FROM THE CUBICLE

HAVIN' A BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE?...DONT WORRY, SO ARE THESE FOLKS...





MEATHEAD OF THE DAY


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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

FAILED "HOLE IN THE POPCORN BAG" TRICK

MAKE SURE TO CLICK "YES" OR "NO" WHEN THE OPTION COMES UP...TRY BOTH OUT, THEIR BOTH PRETTY GOOD.

TED "THE ICEMAN" JACKSON HAS GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

Monday, March 30, 2009

GEORGE BRETT HAS A STORY TO TELL YOU

ITS A LITTLE SCRATCHY IN THE BEGINING, BUT IT STRAIGHTENS OUT.

NEWS FROM OUR FRIENDS IN OREGON

Washington man streams his anger -- but still must pay traffic ticket
by Aimee Green, The Oregonian

No one likes a speeding ticket.

But 47-year-old Michael Harold Lynch, of Bellevue, Wash., apparently took his anger to a new level when he emptied $206 in small change into a plastic bag, soaking it in urine and mailing it to the payments division of the Multnomah County courthouse. Mailroom staff handed over the box -- and the angry letter that accompanied it -- to a sheriff's sergeant.

"It was nasty. It reeked," said Sgt. Phil Anderchuk.

Anderchuk called a U.S. postal inspector to see if federal law had been broken, and learned that it's not against the law to mail a box of bodily fluids, as long as it's properly packed and doesn't emit an obnoxious odor. (Court staff could only smell the contents once they opened the package).

So the sergeant sealed up the box and mailed it back to Lynch -- with $27.30 postage due if Lynch wanted his change back.

Lynch had been ticketed by Portland police Officer Chris Cass last October for driving 19 mph over the posted 35 mph speed limit in a construction zone along Southeast McLoughlin Boulevard near the Ross Island Bridge. Lynch apparently ignored the ticket and missed a court date in which he could have shown up to fight the ticket or argued his case to the judge in a letter. He racked up an extra $65 in fees.

Then, the box showed up.

In explaining why the courthouse couldn't accept Lynch's payment, the sergeant wrote that "the pile of coins emitted a strong, pungent odor of stale urine. This was very concerning to me."

Anderchuk reminded Lynch he still owed for the ticket.

"I encourage you to submit your payment in a more traditional form," he wrote in a January letter. He told Lynch to expect a visit from a postal inspector, presumably to talk about how close he came to violating federal law.

Lynch apparently got the message, because a few weeks later a check arrived. But it was made out to the wrong agency. Courthouse staff sent it back. In February, a new check arrived, but this time it was made out for the wrong amount: $206, which didn't account for $65 in penalties for arriving late. Last week, the state turned Lynch's case over to a collection agency.

The Oregonian could not reach Lynch for comment.

But Lynch clearly has lost his fight.

Which goes to show, one court manager says, that there are better ways to express one's distaste for a speeding ticket. Such as writing a letter to the judge, since showing up in court would have involved a 175-mile drive for Lynch, said Eric Hall, who oversees the mailroom where ticketed drivers send their payments. Hall said receiving letters -- or even checks -- laced with obscenities is "a common daily occurence."

Other drivers, who come in person, occasionally try to pay their fines with jars full of change. But that is time consuming for staff and forces longer waits for other ticket payers, so Hall's office limits the form of payment to no more than 25 pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters and half dollars.

"People do get really worked up," Hall said.

But, said Hall, a box full of coins and urine is a first in his years on the job.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

PRESIDENT OF 2048

HERES A VIDEO OF MY BUDDY SPO'S LIL' GUY. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR HIM. HES AN UPCOMING STAR.


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FOR THE FELLAS...

REMOTE CONTROLLED LAWNMOWERS




Hybrid GOAT ROBOT
Engine Starting System: Wireless Electric
Hybrid System: 24 Volt
Drive Sytem: Wheel
Drive Wheel Diameter: 13 inches
Weight: 140 lbs
Torque: 76 N-m
Slope: 40-50 Degrees
Horse Power: 6.00HP
Speed: 8 mi/hr
Gas Engine: Kawasaki

$5,299





Hybrid GOAT ROBOT 22T
Engine Starting System: Wireless Electric
Hybrid System: 24 Volt
Drive Sytem: Track
Drive Wheel Diameter: 13 inches
Weight: 190 lbs
Torque: 76 N-m
Slope: 60-70 Degrees
Horse Power: 6.75HP
Speed: 8 mi/hr
Gas Engine: Kawasaki

$11,999

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PUT THIS TOGETHER...

THIS SHOW IS BY FAR THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED.

KID ROCK GETS TASER'D

IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME, I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS JESUS THE HOLY GHOST CHRIST HIMSELF. I WOULD KICK THEIR TEETH SQUARE IN.


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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS....DOESNT MEAN YOU'RE JESUS

LISTEN TO HIS SPEECH AT THE END...THIS GUY IS A WALKING TIMEBOMB


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GOOD LUCK ON FINDING YOUR NEW JOB


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HANG A LEFT CHARLIE!!! HANG A LEFT!!!!

I WOULDNT BE SHOCKED IF THIS GUYS LIMBS WERE KNOCKED OFF IN THIS HIT

Monday, March 23, 2009

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT THESE 3 TOGETHER?...




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YOU GET, ONE CRAZY MOTHER FOX!!! CHECK THIS GUY OUT, HES ONE CAT I WOULDNT MESS WITH...


I'VE WAITED AWHILE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN IN THE MMA

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

GOOD LUCK TO STEPHANIE TONIGHT

STEPHANIE GOT SET UP ON A BLIND DATE TONIGHT WITH A WRESTLER. THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING. SHE CLAIMS SHES ALWAYS SO BUSY WITH RUN CLUB AND PLANTING TREES FOR ARBOR DAY OR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE, BUT SHE NEVER HAS TIME TO GO ON BLIND DATES WITH GOOD GUYS THAT I SET HER UP WITH. SO SINCE SHE DOESNT THINK I KNOW WHO SHES GOING OUT WITH, I FIGURED I WOULD POST A LITTLE CLIP OF WHAT SHES IN FOR...



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MEET OUR MEATHEAD OF THE DAY...MICHELLE OWEN...




Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop’s “recycle bin.” At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case).

According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she “knew what those files might be.”

Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, “The one with the dog.”

Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle.

After asking if she was “going to be charged with this,” Owen said that the videos “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it,” adding that she tried to “delete them the next day when she was sober.”

AND HAPPY FRIDAY FROM TIM RYAN HIMSELF......


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HAPPY FRIDAY FROM SOME OF TIM RYANS FRIENDS!!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY FROM A FEW OF MY FRIENDS!!!!





Thursday, March 19, 2009

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

HERES A PICTURE OF SHREDDER'S DESK AT WORK THIS MORNING. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HES WORKING EXTRA HARD ON THE TWO WEEK START OF DOING NOTHING AT WORK BUT WATCHING GAMES ON CBSSPORTS.COM. SHREDDER ONE UP'D IT THOUGH WITH A PERSONAL MONITOR THAT HE RIGGED INTO HIS COMPUTER. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE HIS PEN N' PAD THAT HES KEEPING SIDE WAGERS ON WHILE HE FLYS THE SIDE ACTION ACROSS THE ROOM WITH THE SWEET PAPER AIRPLANE HES BUILDING. GOOD JOB CHRIS, KEEP UP THE STRONG WORK!!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

MORE RE-ENACTMENTS...

HERE IS A RE-ENACTMENT OF TOOTHPICK MAN ON A PRETTY HEAVY EVENING. HE WAS PRETTY STABLE ON SUNDAY, BUT HERES A PRETTY GOOD OUTLINE OF HOW THE EVENING MOVES IN THE SHOES OF THE TOOTHPICK MAN HIMSELF...












"GGGGUYS"... WHO IS THIS YOU'RE TALKING TO!?! GOOD GOD, LOOK AT THOSE ARMS!!!


FLIGHT 1549 RADIO TRAFFIC RE-ENACTMENT

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

WHAT A GREAT COUPLE


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VERY TRUE...

WARNING: THIS CLIP HAS SOME POTTY LANGUAGE. JUST A HEADS UP FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GET DETENTIONS AT WORK FOR EXPLICIT MATERIAL.

WE WERE AT A JEWEL @ WESTERN AND BELMONT, AND WE CAME ACROSS THIS GUY THAT WAS SLAMMING HIS CHEEZ-ITS WHILE WAITING IN LINE. I DONT BLAME THE GUY. WE WAITED IN LINE FOR A GOOD 7-10MINS. IT WAS AMUSING TO SEE HIM JUST BUYING A BOX OF CHEEZ-ITS AND INHALING THE SNACKS. BUT WHEN HE PICKED UP A MAGAZINE...MYSELF AND "GGGGGUYS" JUST ABOUT LOST IT.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO FURS (MY LIL' BROTHER)

HERES A PICTURE OF CHRIS WHEN HE WAS ON THE PRAIRIE JR. HIGH HAWKS BASKETBALL SQUAD. HAD NBA SCOUTS COMING TO PJHS IN 7TH GRADE TO SEE HIS RHYTHM. HE PASSED IT UP. HE KNEW HIS CALLING WAS BEING A MENARDS MANAGER AND HELPING THE GOOD PEOPLE THAT NEED HIS ASSISTANCE. SIDE NOTE: FURS TURNS 21 ON PARADE-DAY. WISH HIM LUCK...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHRIS BOHN!!!




HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHREDDER. ME AND "GGGGGGUYS" WILL SEE YOU IN A BIT

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW JIM CRAMER, THIS IS A MUST WATCH

AND ALL THESE YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN GETTIN' SCREWED OUTTA YOUR MONEY...

JONNY STEWART JUST RRRRRIPS INTO JIMMY CRAMER. CRAMER IS AT A LOSS OF WORDS THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE INTERVIEW. THE WORDS HE DOES SPEAK, ARE JUST STRAIGHT DOODY OF THE MOUTH... ITS A LITTLE LONG, BUT WELL WORTH IT.

Friday, March 13, 2009

I CANT SSSSTAND CATS, BUT I CAN DEAL WITH ONE OF THESE...

DEMITRI IS A REAL CATCH


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GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS 2...ENJOY FELLAS

GOTTA CLICK FULL SCREEN (PUT MOUSE ON THE SCREEN AND ITS THE BUTTON ON THE RIGHT OF THE TWO DOWN ARROWS)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

FOR THE FELLAS...

BY FAR THE BEST DOG TRICK EVER

OH YOU LIVED IN CANADA?....YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED THERE

WHEW...



JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW THAT RYAN IS ALIVE. I SAW RYAN KELLY ON THE WAY TO THE FIREHOUSE THIS MORNING...I KNOW I KNOW...I WAS HALFWAY OUT OF MY SUNROOF. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT WENT TO THE WEDDING THAT I WAS DISCARDED FROM, (BECAUSE THEY WERE AFRAID THAT I WOULD SAW UP THE FLOOR WITH MY BLUE SUEDES) YOU SHALL SOON BE RECIEVING THE LAST PIECE OF SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLES COMMUNICATION FROM RYAN. THIS ITEM IS A "THANK YOU" LETTER FOR ATTENDING SUCH A SPECIAL DAY. AFTER THAT, I THINK HES BOO RADLEY'D TO HIS HOUSE. SO PLEASE TAKE TIME TO LAMINATE IT, FRAME IT, HANG IT UP ABOVE YOUR BED. JUST DONT LET IT LOSE SITE OF YOUR HEARTS.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A-A-A-A-W-E-S-O-M-E

THE KID WITH ALL THE RIDICULOUS FACES LOOKS A FEW SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC, BUT I WILL GIVE HIM PROPS FOR PUTTING TOGETHER A PRETTY GOOD VIDEO...

MEATHEAD OF THE DAY



I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE A THINKING...

IF YOU ARE A FEMALE "OH MY GOD, THE CARS FRONT TIRE JUST ROLLED OVER HIM"

IF YOU ARE A MALE "THAT MUFFLER HAS GOT TO BE MELTING THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GUY"

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

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LAMPE?!

I TOOK A GANDER AT THE FIRST MINUTE OF THIS VIDEO AND I FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR. I SWEAR THIS IS ONE OF OUR GOOD BUDDIES FROM IOWA, LAMPE. THE JURY IS STILL OUT, BUT IM AWAITING THE PHONE CALL BACK TO CONFIRM. IF ITS NOT HIM, ITS DEFINATELY HIS CLONE. AND WHAT NOT A BETTER WAY TO HAVE THIS UP AND ANOTHER VIDEO OF LAMPE, SHREDDER, TOOTHPICK MAN AND MYSERLF AT THE PARADE LAST YEAR.






LAMPE SPOTS ME, WHILE SHREDDER FILMS AND TOOTHPICKMAN HOLDS THE CROWD BACK FOR THE SHOW...


You couldn't pay me to interview this Jackyl...Good Lord

These things are gonna go like HotCakes this spring...



I LOVE THE FLAP THAT GOES ON YOUR BELT AND OVER YOUR SCHWANTZ.

Honey...You're not even gonna believe what happened at work today...



GO BACK AND LOOK FROM THE 0:00 MARK AND ABOUT 20SECONDS BEFORE THE CLIP IS OVER.

Monday, March 9, 2009

JUST THE JOB I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR...

THIS IS MY KINDA JOB. I WOULD DO THIS IN A HEARTBEAT. I MIGHT EVEN DO THIS AND THE 5 GALLON DRUM GIG OUT IN THE PARKING LOT FOR NEARLY NICKELS RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I LOVE HOW THIS GUY JUST COMES OUT OF A CAPE AND GETS THE CROWD ALL RILED UP...




HERES THE COMMENTARY

AS TIM RYAN WOULD SAY...

"CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER"

THE PARADE IS COMING UP, SO I THOUGHT THAT THIS WEEK I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING EVERY DAY, UNTIL SUNDAY, THAT BRINGS BACK GOOD MEMORIES FROM THE PREVIOUS YEARS. TODAY I DECIDED TO OPEN THIS UP WITH A MORE FAVORABLE VIDEO I THINK WE'VE ALL SEEN BEFORE...



HAVE A VIDEO OR PICTURE THAT YOU THINK SHOULD MAKE THIS PARADE WEEK EXTRAVAGANZA? DROP IT IN THE COMMENT BOX. IM SURE NONE OF YOU WILL THOUGH, BECAUSE ITS MOSTLY MY FRIENDS THAT WILL SEE THIS AND THEY CHECK THEIR EMAIL ABOUT AS MUCH AS I FLY TO THE MOON FOR VACATION.

Friday, March 6, 2009

DOESNT CHUCK E. CHEESE SERVE BOOZE?





GOOD LORD. THROAT SLAMMING PEOPLE INTO VIDEO GAMES? ABSURD. AND HOW THE HELL DO 40 PEOPLE GET INTO IT WITH ONE PERSON SHOWING UP THAT SHOULDNT HAVE?! I WOULD LOVE TO READ THE REPORT ON THAT ONE.

IF YOU WANT TO READ THE FULL ARTICLE ITS... http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122878081364889613.html ... BUT IF YOU WANT IT ALL SUMMED UP IN ONE JIFF ITS LIKE THIS...


Lamborghini Reventon - $1.4Mil Street Stealth Bomber For the Fellas...

"Lamborghini has outdone itself with its latest creation, the $1.4 million Reventon sports car. The Italian automaker unveiled the supercar to much acclaim at the Frankfurt Motor Show back in September. Aside from the Reventon's stealthy design, the car also sports a V12 engine, which pumps out 650 hp and is capable of tapping out at 211 mph.

Lamborghini will limit production of the Reventon to 20 unit (all of which have already been purchased) so consider yourself lucky if you see this monster fly by you on the interstate.

The lucky editors over at Popular Science were kind enough to film their test drive of the Italian beast—just listen to the growl of that engine."


ILL TAKE TWO OF EACH...



"This shower boasts two hand-held nozzles, mirrors, 8 side jets, a radio, an LCD TV, MP3 input, 6mm of tempered glass, a heater pump, steam generator, an alarm, 6 more jets, overhead lights, back acupuncture massage, a massage tub, towel racks, foot massage, ventilation fans and speakers."

DEFINITION OF..."BEING IN ONES POCKET"

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW IT ALL...

INVENT YOUR DESTINY.....I DID





I FELT LIKE I WENT THROUGH SO MANY DIFFERENT EMOTIONS FROM START TO FINISH IN THIS CLIP...

FIRST, I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS GONNA BE SOME BADBOY SELLING SOMETHING HE MADE THAT MAKES TOUGH GUYS, THEN I HEARD THE FIRST 4 WORDS COME OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND WENT INTO AN OUTBURST. THEN I WENT TO A STRAIGHT STONE COLD FACE, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE MY BUDDY MIKE, BECAUSE I COULD SEE MIKE TELLING PEOPLE THAT HE CREATES REAL LIFE PIGEONS LIKE CHRIST HIMSELF, AND THEN PLANTS DATA CHIPS IN THE WEBS OF THEIR FEET TO MAKE THEM DO P.I. WORK FOR THE CIA.

ANOTHER HAPPY FRIDAY SHOUT OUT FROM KATIE K'S FOLKS

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE MY GOOD FRIEND KATIE'S MOM AND DAD ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO, BUT THE JURY IS STILL OUT. MR K. HAS A PRETTY WELL GROOMED STEESH, AND THIS GUY JUST HAS A GLUE-ON. ILL HAVE TO ASK THEM WHEN I SEE THEM NEXT. WHICH WILL BE NEXT SUNDAY AT KK'S. THIS WILL BE BEFORE KATIES' MOM YELLS AT SHREDDER, TOOTHPICK MAN AND MYSELF TO DEVOUR MORE SODA BREAD, PASTRIES AND ALCOHOL @ 7AM SHE NEVER NEEDS TO TWIST THIS ARM, NONE THE LESS ANYONE ELSE'S.

ALSO...HAPPY FRIDAY FROM FAITH AND DOMINICK



FOR THE FELLAS - HAPPY FRIDAY FROM THE EVAS





AND FOR THE LADIES - HAPPY FRIDAY FROM YOUR STALLIONS...