"Whats financially mean?...Hey Shantel, go get me a fruit roll up and the leftover Red Bull so I can give it lunch"

This kid probably just learned how to count to 100 and hes holding a baby. His lady Shantel, is 3x his size, and thats being generous. Hes 13, his name is Alfie and he looks like hes 5. Need I say more? This right here has many interesting years to come. This kid must be a real piece of work in his hood. I'm sure he just has a daily routine of taking his lil' 25lb Russell Terrier no farther than Amy's house to the left and Sarah's house to the right (cuz thats as far as his 26yr old mom will let him go) and just layin groundwork from house to house. I will for sure have a follow up on Alfie and Becky.